LSU2

What is LSU2? It took me a week to figure out what LSU2 is. When my friend Max (Mansha) once msged me something about LSU2, I was wondering what on earth does LSU2 stand for. It stands for 'Living Space Unit 2'. And that is my hostel name =D

Living Space, because there's a lot of space inside to live (huh?!?!). And you have to live, because you aint got any other option. My hostel is located in Girinagar, Bangalore. Rickshaws don't agree to go there. Its a dead area after 7pm. Most of the crimes take place there. Hot features of  LSU2:

1) You can go out of the hostel by 7am. But you have to be back by 7pm. Even if you die, please get your corpse to the hostel by 7pm. Otherwise, you will have to  a) pay a fine of Rs.500 or more  b) Tell your parents to call the warden and say sorry (WTF?!?!?!) c) Write a love letter to Vinay 'Sir' ( He's the head of LSU2) stating I will not repeat this again and come even 1minute late to hostel.

2) Breakfast, Lunch, Snacks and Dinner have potato in common. Potato is God. And hence will be served everyday whatsoever. Its the cheapest vegetable in India. Extra curd,juice,ice cream will not be served unless you show some skin.

3) Mess guys who serve us food act as if they own the hostel. At times they pluck weird grass from roadside and serve as sabzi (vegetable).

4) We have a pretty big (I don't know how many inches) TV, which can't be heard when you sit right in front. But if you are in the third floor, you can hear it crisp clear.

5) Cellphones have to switched off after 11pm. And you are not allowed to go to others rooms after 10pm. Screw you! Who follows all this?

6) Maggi is the most consumed food in the hostel. No, they don't  serve us maggi. We make our own maggi when we are about to die of hunger.

7) Dress code - Hot shorts, Deep neck lines, Transparent spaghetti's, Honeymoon nighties.

8) Every year hostel day takes place where you get to show yourcountry behaviors.

9) Water coolers rarely have water.

10) Rats and mice are our pets and we will not kill them.

11) Alcohol/cigarette smoking is cool and is allowed only in the toilets.

12) Boyfriend becomes your father and girlfriends become your mother during LG permission.

Even though it had a pissing off curfew, bad food and weird inmates, it also housed retard, insane and crazy girls who are now my bestest friends and they made LSU2 my home. Home is love!